I kissed my Lyft driver

....and then had post rideshare clarity

I sent the “I miss you” text and then hopped into my 3am Lyft. I accidentally sent my Lyft driver to the wrong location…8 minutes away. Oopsie!! He was nice about it and told me to wait for him.

I knew where I was but my brain became hyper focused on finding food and getting home immediately. The fruit jerky and 3 shrimp I had at 7pm was no longer sustaining my body.

The driver pulled up and I slid into the backseat. He immediately started hyping my outfit and freshly dyed, red hair.

“Oh my god….you are beautiful.”